MELANOL
MELANOL is an appropriate way to refer to a Millennial if your are a Boomer who has difficulty typing multi-syllabic words without the CAPS LOCK on. MELANOL is not intended to cause offense to any Millennial, but actually gives aging Boomers a fun and creative way to express themselves in online discourse!
I CANNOT BELIEVE WHAT THAT MELANOL TOLD ME AT THE STORE TODAY! HE SAID HE DESERVES A FAIR WAGE FOR THE HOURS HE WORKS AT TARGET! I TOLD HIM TO GROW UP AND GO TO COLLEGE! THAT MELANOL HAD THE NERVE TO LIE TO ME AND SAY HE HAS A DEGREE IN BIOLOGY, BUT CAN'T AFFORD GRAD SCHOOL! LYING MELANOLS SHOULD BE THANKFUL FOR THE OPPORTUNITIES THEY HAVE, OR GET OUT!