melanson

A melanson is a person who is a complete hype beast, but refuses to admit that he is a hype beast when someone calls him out.

An ugly Canadian who just cannot get enough chode in his ass. He is a complete faggot who cannot make a comeback. A melanson is the type of kid to act big to make himself feel better

jessica is an amazing girl. she is soo unique and beautiful. some people are mean to her but their assholes. she gets a lot of bullshit from some people but she deals, and she keeps being amazing. jess deserves an amazing guy that will treat her right and that she can be happy with. she is so cool and sweet. she always makes me smile and i wish she was my neighbor. oh and she loves mikes hard lemonade, and she can dance, and play softball and jus be totally AWESOME. i jus fucking love her sooo fucking much. and ill never leave her.