Melksham
The one place in the world where everyone is over the age of 87 or sounds like that one Russian kid in your CoD lobbies.
Person 1: I met someone today
Person 2: Wow, where's he from?
Person 1: Melksham
Person 2: How old is he?
Person 2: Wow, where's he from?
Person 1: Melksham
Person 2: How old is he?