Mellon Ballin

Term used to describe a sexual act in which a male places his penis in between a female's large voluptuous breast (preferably oiled up) and humps them gleefully.

It is essentially a term used to describe a titty fuck, preferred by females who found the first term grotesque when asked to be a part of the activity.

I was so excited to be balling mellons with her and that rack that I accidentally ejaculated all around her neck after four humps leaving a marvelous pearl necklace.

Guy:Baby, can I um...titty fuck you.
Chick:No, just what type of woman do you think I am
Guy:Oh, my bad, I mean uh..can we get some mellon ballin going on
Chick:...Yeah sure, why not.

俚语	mellon ballin
释义	Mellon Ballin Term used to describe a sexual act in which a male places his penis in between a female's large voluptuous breast (preferably oiled up) and humps them gleefully. It is essentially a term used to describe a titty fuck, preferred by females who found the first term grotesque when asked to be a part of the activity. I was so excited to be balling mellons with her and that rack that I accidentally ejaculated all around her neck after four humps leaving a marvelous pearl necklace. Guy:Baby, can I um...titty fuck you. Chick:No, just what type of woman do you think I am Guy:Oh, my bad, I mean uh..can we get some mellon ballin going on Chick:...Yeah sure, why not.
随便看	and then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more and then along came zues and then a skeleton popped out and then a volcano erupted and then everyone clapped and then everyone died... and the next day and then he poked me in the eye and then he turned the gun on himself ...and then i ask them: "what are the cards for?" ...and then i ask them: "what are the cards for?" ...and then i ate the bowl ... and then i found 20 bucks! ... and then i found 20 bucks! and then i found 20 dollars ...and then i found $5. ...and then i found $5. and then i found 50 dollars and then i found 5 dollars and then i found 5 pounds ...and then i found a fiver and then i found five dollars and then i found five dollars and a bag of weed and then i found five euros and then i found out he was gay.