Melon baby
When you eat too much melon and your tummy bloats up like you're pregnant.
Guy #1: You feeling alright man? Is it the potato salad?
Guy #2: Nah, I just ate too much watermelon and now I got a melon baby. (caresses stomach)
Guy #2: Nah, I just ate too much watermelon and now I got a melon baby. (caresses stomach)