Melon Fucker
First used by Nathan on Channel 4 comedy Misfits.
Melon fucker refers to an individual (usually male) who is so ugly the only way they can have sex is with a melon.
Melon fucker refers to an individual (usually male) who is so ugly the only way they can have sex is with a melon.
"You're such a melon fucker"
"Get away from me melon fucker"
"Get away from me melon fucker"