melon patch
Vagina and the area serrounding it.
Any man is entitled to have his melon patch protected from the wild bucks of the woods.
Melon Patch
A party, or get-together where the ratio of woman to men is in the women's favor.
"Hey, Derek, there is a ton of women at this party bro."
"I know, Joseph, its the proverbial Melon Patch in here."
"I know, Joseph, its the proverbial Melon Patch in here."
melon patch kids
An ethnic version of Cabbage Patch Kids. Little black ragdolls.
I guess we could buy little Myshequa one of those Melon Patch Kids for her birthday.
floating melon patch
a jacuzzi that has 3 or more women with large tits. they can be real or fake as they "float" in the water
uncle randy found himself in a floating melon patch with 4 los angeles "inspiring" actresses