Melrose, MA

Melrose is located about twenty miles north of Boston. Traditionally, it was built for the rich doctors who lived in huge houses in the suburbs and took the train into Boston. Today, it is better known as "the Dirty Rose." People in Melrose never leave the couple mile radius, which is weird when you get to the fourth generation of a family. The girls are 90-pound hollister/abercrombie wearing sluts who all look the exact same and follow around the boys. The guys are all man whores who think they're t. If you're from Melrose, odds are you are either an alcoholic, smoke weed regularly, or a pyrotechnic. You may also have some fascination with graffiti.