Melt Cheese

To melt someone cheese: one must raise their hand into the air, spread their finger and thrust it into a mirrored hand held up by someone else. This term is more referred to in the vernacular as "High Five"

When a man cums in a pan and pours it on a woman's face after boiling it!!!

The act of applying warm cheese spread as a substitute for lube, commonly used in the winter. Popular cheeses used include; Brie, Wensleydale, Gorgonzola and Baby Bells.

the situation where a man suffers from a male yeast infection and proceeds to melt his dick in a waffle iron

Defined by a person's look. The term referees to a person's face that looks like it has melted due to an incident involving burns that melt the skin or the person's face has developed a deformity also making them looked melted. The melted cheese referees to their face looking llike melted cheese .

When you dont have a condom but the girl is so horny she still wants to fuck, so you pull out, and you spray your J all over her poon

When you cum in a toaster, then proceed to turn in on, causing the toaster to short-circuit and explode.