Melton Mowbray
A sinkhole - once you are in there, you are not getting back out.
My car broke down in Melton Mowbray, please send help I've been stuck here for 36 years.
Melton Mowbray.
A small market town near Leicester. Known as the rural capital of food and nothing else.
There is only one time when "Melton Mowbray." is busy and that's when it's market day.