auto-cock
A large penis that is automatically awarded to someone based on their life performance.
We're seniors. We automatically have cocks. we have auto-cocks
Auto cock-block
The act of cock-blocking oneself by saying something extremely stupid. When you don't need a cock-blocker - when you can do it all by yourself.
Danny was being hit on by some hot chicks at the bar but he said something so stupid he actually auto cock-blocked himself.
Auto-cock-blocker
1. A straight female that has something about her that automatically prevents her from getting sex.
2. A straight female that always says or does something stupid that prevents her from getting sex.
2. A straight female that always says or does something stupid that prevents her from getting sex.
1. Stacy has a mustache thicker than her boyfriend's. She's not gonna get laid; that's a turnoff. She's an auto-cock-blocker.
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2. Tracy is so pretty, but she's weird! She says random stuff like "my hamster talks to me at night." When boys hear that, they freak out. She's an auto-cock-blocker.
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2. Tracy is so pretty, but she's weird! She says random stuff like "my hamster talks to me at night." When boys hear that, they freak out. She's an auto-cock-blocker.
auto cock
Auto cock, an intense yet automatic sexual drive.
Bob: Man! Did you see Rufus yesterday? He and Michelle went 6-speed transmission turbo drive? What did you do last night?
Otto: Nah! I don't do stick shift. Me and Thea drove auto cock
Otto: Nah! I don't do stick shift. Me and Thea drove auto cock