Menalie
A mispronunciation of the name Melanie provided by someone who has schizophrenia.
Man with Schizophrenia: "Hi, I was wondering if I can talk to Menalie."
Melanie: *Thinks to herself* "It's pronounced ME-LA-NIE, you dumb, old man."
Melanie: *Thinks to herself* "It's pronounced ME-LA-NIE, you dumb, old man."