mendocino
A pacific coastal county that used to be ran by racist red necks. However, thanks to gentrification it is now full of hipsters, swanky restaurants and coffee shops.
im going to Mendocino this weekend for a hike then going to brunch!
Mendocino Greeno
Dope weed from Mendocino or the Emerald Triangle. The term originates from the cancelled sitcom My Name Is Earl.
Boy do I love that Mendocino Greeno!
Lake Mendocino
The best fucking Lake in Northern Cali!
Lake Mendocino is the best- I don't know WHY- but all I know is that it is.
I have been going to that lake for hella years- like since I was like... a baby and shit...
This year for Memorial Day Weekend- we got the best campsite their. My 2 good friends Addie RosalesAND Tianna Smart are goign and we are going to get FUCKED UP!!!!!
May 27-31st. :D
Lake Mendocino is the best- I don't know WHY- but all I know is that it is.
I have been going to that lake for hella years- like since I was like... a baby and shit...
This year for Memorial Day Weekend- we got the best campsite their. My 2 good friends Addie RosalesAND Tianna Smart are goign and we are going to get FUCKED UP!!!!!
May 27-31st. :D
My friends and I were in my dads old truck and we were all really drunk- screaming and swearing- so the guy who owned that campsite called the cops on us- and I told him to "Suck A dick"- so I got the cops called on me and was puking the whole night
Another example of Lake Mendocino- is when my dads friend Steve Carney took his boat out on the lake at like- 1 AM- and he ran out of gas- so he was stranded out their for the whole night.... Yup- Good times...
Another example of Lake Mendocino- is when my dads friend Steve Carney took his boat out on the lake at like- 1 AM- and he ran out of gas- so he was stranded out their for the whole night.... Yup- Good times...
Mendocino Snail Trail
When you drag your sweaty ballsack across someone's forehead, causing a trail of sweat across their face.
"Dude you should tea bag that guy he's really pissing me off"
"Naw, I'll just give him a mendocino snail trail, my nuts were getting hot anyway."
"Naw, I'll just give him a mendocino snail trail, my nuts were getting hot anyway."
Mendocino Shit splitter (beastiality)
Anally rape a Deer or A goat and ejaculate in its anus and the jam your fist in its anus and pull out the the shit and eat it.
Did you see alex give that goat a Mendocino Shit splitter (beastiality).
"Man that Cuban Can Jam a Fist"
"Man that Cuban Can Jam a Fist"