Autoeroticism

Self stimulation. Having a date with Mrs. Palmer and her 5 slut daughters, Auditioning the hand puppet, Badgering the witness, Bashing the bishop, Beating the shit out of your incapacitated midget, Beating the snotty end of my fuck stick, Blueball baseball, Calling down for more Mayo, Calling in the National Guard to assist you in a strategic crisis, Caping the crusader, Cheating on your other hand, Checking the plumbing, Choking the chicken, Tossing off, Trolling for the one-eyed walleye, Performing the tube sock tango, Wanking the white, Warming up the altar boy's dinner, White-water wristing etc. etc.

1) the process of making a car sexy by adding performance parts or making it asthetically pleasing.
2) drooling over someone elses sex machine of a car
3)dreaming or thinking of what you want to do to your car to make it better/faster/ nicer.

the act of traveling back in time and haveing sex with your self.

1)A directive statement used in response to anyone's repugnant attitudes and behaviors which usually gets them to leave your presence while conveying how angry they've made you

2)Alternative phrasing/terminology for "fuck yourself"