Mendoza Wrangler

An ancient method used by men around the world to attract a mate, it involves grabbing the desired mate and then falling backwards while slamming the mate against the floor or wall in the process. This is then directly followed by continually penetrating the mate while occasionally repeating the maneuver of slamming them against the floor. It's 100% effective and anyone exposed to it immediately decides to marry the user.

Person 1: Hey how'd you get with Stacy? She's so hot!

Person 2: Oh you know, I just used the old Mendoza Wrangler on her

Person 1: Of course that's the best move in existence

俚语	mendoza wrangler
释义	Mendoza Wrangler An ancient method used by men around the world to attract a mate, it involves grabbing the desired mate and then falling backwards while slamming the mate against the floor or wall in the process. This is then directly followed by continually penetrating the mate while occasionally repeating the maneuver of slamming them against the floor. It's 100% effective and anyone exposed to it immediately decides to marry the user. Person 1: Hey how'd you get with Stacy? She's so hot! Person 2: Oh you know, I just used the old Mendoza Wrangler on her Person 1: Of course that's the best move in existence
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