Meningococcal
the disease that your teacher threatens you with when you want to share a waterbottle in class.
student: *shares water bottle*
teacher: *scottish accent* meningococcal
teacher: *scottish accent* meningococcal
meningococcal muffins
muffins that are infected with meningococcal
i had a muffin and now i have meningococcal