Menonunitus
A menopausal woman with a strong compulsion to join a nunnery. Usually starts with insecurities of the mind in the late forties. No definitive known cure; however, it is believed a good session in the bedroom be actioned to loosen up sufferers' rigid mindset at the time.
My partner has menonunitus, and it's worrying me she will join a nunnery unless I give her a good seeing to!