Mentally high

When you say some retarded shit while sober that would've been said if you were high

In order to save muscular movement and energy, a mental high-five may be performed. To successfully complete a mental high-five, one must count from 3 to 1, then tilt ones head forward slightly (like a head bow) and blink at the same time. Mental high-fives can be performed one to one, or one to a group, which can be incredibly handy when one wishes to high-five everyone in a large group. The saved energy from not having to use your arm can then be used for other more important activities, like sleeping, or playing computer games.