menu professor
a know-it-all who always knows (or pretends to know) the best way to pronounce any and every stupid item on any restaurant menu.
Bob: I'd like to order a chicken gyro (Jie-row).
Peter: It's actually pronounced gyro (yearo).
Bob: Guess what, menu professor? We're not in Greece, we're in East Winston, and here I call it a gyro (Jie-row).
Peter: It's actually pronounced gyro (yearo).
Bob: Guess what, menu professor? We're not in Greece, we're in East Winston, and here I call it a gyro (Jie-row).