me on a tuesday
What you say when someone says something relatable
Michael: I sat in my favorite chair and suddenly there was a dick up my ass
Me: me on a Tuesday
Me: me on a Tuesday
pick me up on tuesday
Just say you wanted a lift home from work on tuesday. well you can if you utter this phrase.
My wife truely is a skank, I found her digging up the dead dog for the soul purpose of catching Zombie rabbies. oh by the way can you pick me up on tuesday.
call me on tuesday
never ever call me
Boy: Your pretty, can we go out on a date?
Girl: Call me on Tuesday.
Girl: Call me on Tuesday.
Try Me Bitch Tuesday
Every Tuesday: say try me bitch to everyone that’s messin wit you.
Bella: What’s today?
Hannah: It’s Tuesday, you know what that means.
Bella: Try Me Bitch Tuesday!
Hannah: It’s Tuesday, you know what that means.
Bella: Try Me Bitch Tuesday!
Fuck me sideways and call me Tuesday!
Fuck me sideways and call me Tuesday : an exclamatory phrase indicating great surprise and digsut, simultaneously.
Fuck me sideways and call me Tuesday! That asshole has left me 35 messages since like 2 pm today!
fuck me till Tuesday
An expression of disbelief.
An expression of disappointment.
An expression of anger.
An invitation to an attractive member of the opposite sex
for a long fun filled weekend.
An expression of disappointment.
An expression of anger.
An invitation to an attractive member of the opposite sex
for a long fun filled weekend.
Horny guy: "Hi, I was standing over there admiring your beauty
when the thought came to me that maybe you would like come to my place for some wine, music and a fun weekend."
Cute chick: "That sounds interesting, I would love to."
Horny guy: "Let's get started! I want you to fuck me till Tuesday."
when the thought came to me that maybe you would like come to my place for some wine, music and a fun weekend."
Cute chick: "That sounds interesting, I would love to."
Horny guy: "Let's get started! I want you to fuck me till Tuesday."