meowski
It is the size of a small toaster and will eat butterflies and rainbows and spit out twice as much butterflies and rainbows. However, if you put anything other than butterflies and rainbows in it it will eat it and spit out large amounts of useless crap, shit and make your car explode when you put children in it. It may also suck you up its butt-hole and you may never get out.
Hey, Freddy, go stand near the back of that meowski!