meowsturbate
(verb.): to pour milk on the genitals and have a feline lick it up, whilst sitting back and enjoying the intense pleasure.
Dude, last night, whilst meowsturbate ing, Mr. Snibbles bit me thinking my clit was a piece of cat nip. It was awesome.
meowsturbation
(n) the act of pleasuring oneself while viewing feline pornography
Tim was once a great lawyer, but he was disbarred when he was caught in the act of meowsturbation in a broom closet.