merbburgler
A fat ,lousy , lazy, turd. A skidmark in the underpants of society. A special breed of oxygen thief that rivals very ideas of sloth ,greed ,and gluttony . Absolutely no chill at all to this denizen of the trailer park.
My brother in law is such a merbburgler. Yesterday I caught him eating mayo out of a jar because making a sandwich was too much work. I hate him..