Merbogan
A mythical creature that is very similar to a mermaid, it's indigenous to Frankston and the surrounding area. The word Merbogan comes from the Latin Mermaid and the Greek Bogan. Legend has it that a Merbogan lures cyclists and other athletes and gives them athlete's foot.
We saw a Merbogan coming out of the water today around Seaford, it was a scary sight.