Mercedes-Benz G-Wagen

Before it became a horribly vulgar overpowered AMG super SUV, the Mercedes-Benz Gelandewagen was a tried and true 4x4 popular with everyone from Swiss alpine farmers to the Canadian military. A refresh in the early 90s moved it slightly more upscale, but not the point where it became in-your-face tacky. The G550, in a restrained color combination and without all the fancy AMG bits, can still be pretty badass, but the G63, G65 and G650 Maybach are absolute garbage. Please, for the love of Jesus, stop buying those things. It's giving influencer. G-Wagens from the 90s are the best, as they aren't as sparse as 80s Gs but not as trashy as the new ones.