Mercer

A town founded in 1800 in Western PA nestled very equally between Pittsburgh, Cleveland, and Erie. It grew quickly and became the county seat of Mercer County and subsequently the center of judicial decisions in the area. It's most notable features are the Court House (3rd edition as the other 2 burned down), the convenient exit off I-80 for any hungry traveler, and the heavy concentration of rednecks and churches.

The town has been in decline in the past 50 years. Local officials continue to be stunned that the population is leaving, though pretty much no improvements have been made to the town since the early 1900s because they want it to keep its "Victorian" feel. The peak of its suckitude was when the mayoral election came down to an 18 year old, a 19 year old, and some dude who never really had much to do with Mercer (18 year old tool Chris Portman won). Basically, the only thing Mercer residents do in Mercer are sleep, sometimes eat, and go to school because there is nothing actually in Mercer aside from the Court House. Many diverse peoples live in the town: a few blacks, 1 or 2 Asian families, a shitload of rednecks, a couple hippies, and plenty of losers that don't already fall in these categories. Go Mustangs!

Mercer is that one girl in your class that makes it exciting going to school. She is the hottie but not a slut. She has a great body. She is very hyper and you always want to be around her. She is nice and everyone wants to be her friend/girlfriend because she would make even good as a wife. Many people know her as the hottie or the nice one. But if your a lucky guy and get to know a Mercer. Make sure she likes you. If your her friend she could hook you up with a hot guy you know. Plus, she knows how to party!!

Hottie, Athletic, Nice, Popular, Smart (but not a nerd), Flirtatious, Laughable, Huggable, Hyper, funny,Confident, Match-maker, Party animal, Dancer

The greatest town in the world. Far away from everything but without a sense of exclusion. Great place to have a cabin as a vacation destination. Hot summer days are great spending on a lake. While cold snowy winters are perfect for snowmobiling or taking a short drive to Big Powderhorn Mountain for a day on the slopes. There are lots of cool bars and restaurants, all adding to a quintessential hometown feel. Safe and quiet. A blissful escape from a busy life. A nice balance of technology. Enough to send off an emergency email, but not enough to notice anything if you don't want too. All in all a quiet wooded town, that can be easily tagged as the greatest place on earth.

A "Mercer" is most commonly known for being one of the greatest guys you'll ever meet. He is athletic , hot , charismatic, and has a big dick and is also very good with the ladies and you'd be very lucky to go home with a "Mercer" of your own.

A massacre (Pronouced mur-kers)

A person who steals many things and denies it. The Mercer could strike at anytime and without notice.

The greatest town in the world. Far away from everything but without a sense of exclusion. Great place to have a cabin as a vacation destination. Hot summer days are great spending on a lake. While cold snowy winters are perfect for snowmobiling or taking a short drive to Big Powderhorn Mountain for a day on the slopes. There are lots of cool bars and restaurants, all adding to a quintessential hometown feel. Safe and quiet. A blissful escape from a busy life. A nice balance of technology. Enough to send off an emergency email, but not enough to notice anything if you don't want too. All in all a quiet wooded town, that can be easily tagged as the greatest place on earth.