automingle
to Masturbate
Your friend travels to work alone for a week in an empty town with his girlfriend/ wife; you ask him were you doing all the day over there? He says: "I did a lot of automingling"
You see a hot chick in the bar, but couldn't get her phone number; to head back home and automingle!
You see a hot chick in the bar, but couldn't get her phone number; to head back home and automingle!