Merideth
The most awesome person you will ever meet. Excels at everything.
A: Who is that?
B: Merideth.
A: No way! For real?!
B: Yep. I know her.
B: Merideth.
A: No way! For real?!
B: Yep. I know her.
Merideth
The absolute worst sight for anyone named “Meredith” because nobody can spell their name right. Merideth is also constantly written on a Meredith’s coffee cups, secret Santa presents, and in emails from well meaning colleagues.
Person: Hey, could I have your phone number?
*hands Meredith a phone where the first name field has been filled out with “M-E-R-I-D-E-T-H”*
Meredith: Merideth is not my name.
*hands Meredith a phone where the first name field has been filled out with “M-E-R-I-D-E-T-H”*
Meredith: Merideth is not my name.
Merideth
Girl who likes riding a stuffed dolphin for sexual pleasure
A: Man that toy Dolphin smells like a real fish.
B: That's cause my sister Merideth's the shit out of it.
B: That's cause my sister Merideth's the shit out of it.
Merideth
strong women who are more likely to stay home than go to work.
Merideth, how are you doing Meredith
Merideth
Merideth is a good person but bad past! it looks like they NEVER get old! They have the most Beautiful hair!
: Hey is that Merideth!?
: wow Shes beautiful!
: wow Shes beautiful!
Dirty Merideth
When a partner is told to eat ass. Then as their tongue is deep inside, lock legs around head and fart.
"I was breaking up with my person, so I pulled a Dirty Merideth."