merit badging
The act of masturbating using a pack of girl scout cookies.
Dude, stop merit badging and get your ass over here!
The woman lost her dildo so she began merit badging.
The woman lost her dildo so she began merit badging.
merit badge
Used to describe the behavior of someone engaging in some activity just to be edgier-than-thou.
She's a girl scout lesbian. Just wants to get the merit badge, rebel enough to make the parents persnickety and then declare her undying love of cock at age 22.
wife merit badge
when your stay at home wife earns special recognition for preforming menial tasks. such as vaccuming, cleaning house, unloading washer, dirty sanchezing, an angry dragon or just a plain old blow job
Man, I'm telling you what Pam earned a wife merit badge in salad tossing last night