Mernis
n. Like a mermaid, but a penis. A swimming penis.
Captain, thar's a mernis off the starboard bow!
merny
Merny is a red hair a person by Georgia state from called itself “The Merny Man” or “The Merny Woman”
The examples by the Merny is a red person begins the normal merny human
Mernie
A drunken older man who verbally abuses his wife, beats his children, yells at everyone, smashes up vehicles, sometimes doesn't bathe for up to a week at a time, yet thinks his sh*t doesn't stink and that he can do no wrong. Also thinks he is the ultimate authority on everything.
"My father-in-law has had several car crashes, yet still tells others how to drive."
"Gosh, what a Mernie!"
"Gosh, what a Mernie!"
merny
Merny is a red hair a person by Georgia state from called itself “The Merny Man” or “The Merny Woman”
The examples by the Merny is a red person begins the normal merny human