merphed
The feeling of being stoned after consuming copious amounts of baked goods containing THC, usually in brownie-form.
Dude, I am so fuckin' merphed.
I'm too merphed to move!
I'm so merphed right now. Basically incapable of speech.
I'm too merphed to move!
I'm so merphed right now. Basically incapable of speech.
Merph
Showing no emotion, good nor bad; guess it just means okay : |
NOSY MOTHER: "So do you like that girl Violet?"
TEENAGER WHO DOESN'T CARE: "IDK I DON'T TALK TO HER MUCH!"
NOSY MOTHER: "Sooo..... I want an answer!"
TEENAGER WHO DOESN'T CARE: "MERPH!!!"
TEENAGER WHO DOESN'T CARE: "IDK I DON'T TALK TO HER MUCH!"
NOSY MOTHER: "Sooo..... I want an answer!"
TEENAGER WHO DOESN'T CARE: "MERPH!!!"
merphing
screwing around in altogether unlawful or jovial shinanigans
Girl: What are you idiots doing?
Boy: just merphing around. . .
Girl: What?
Boy: sorry, i mean i am participating in unlawful shinanigans, gosh
Boy: just merphing around. . .
Girl: What?
Boy: sorry, i mean i am participating in unlawful shinanigans, gosh
merph
a sound used to express confusion or lack of knowledge
a:who is that? and what are they doing?
b: *merph?*
b: *merph?*
merph
a sign of exasperation or frustration
Teacher: You have a four page paper due tomorrow
Student: MERPH!
Student: MERPH!
merph
to totally destroy in a hella savage manner
1: "'bout to merph this burger"
2: "dude did you see john get merphed last night"
"yeah, poor guy's probably still feeling it."
2: "dude did you see john get merphed last night"
"yeah, poor guy's probably still feeling it."
merph
An expression indicating boredom, apathy, or lurrrrve.
Mike: Metinks joo are beautiful. :3
Ike: Mmmmmerph! X3 (I love you!)
Mike: I like honey-baked hams.
Ike: Merph. (Ho hum.)
Mike: .....
Ike: Merph. (La di da.)
Ike: Mmmmmerph! X3 (I love you!)
Mike: I like honey-baked hams.
Ike: Merph. (Ho hum.)
Mike: .....
Ike: Merph. (La di da.)