Merples
A word used when one does not know what else to say. Often in an awkward situation or during a lull in a conversation.
Jerry: I like you too Marcy..as a friend.
Patty: Merples
Patty: Merples
Merpling
A name used to refer to someone who has no more fucks to give (derived from the work Merp) and will go at their own pace, often keeping people waiting (From the word ling).
Geez, Calista, she's such a merpling.
Quit being a merpling and let's get on with it.
Quit being a merpling and let's get on with it.
Merple
A word to use when not knowing what to say or not wanting to say the truth
Person 1: “how are you?” Person 2: “merple...” or: person 1: “hey dude!” Person 2 “hey!!!” Person 1: “...” person 2: “...” person 1: “...” person 2: “...” person 1: “...” person 2: “merple”
Merple
The colour your helmet goes after a good bating session.
Bird: Dude, your knob looks fucked
Bloke: I know, I bashed it till it went Merple...
Bird: Merple WTF>>?
Bloke: I know, I bashed it till it went Merple...
Bird: Merple WTF>>?
Merple
A word you just say
Person 1: “hey dude!” Person 2: “merple!”
Merple
The best color. NOT PURPLE
Person 1 "my dad just got milk" Person 2: "Murple"
Merple is a color created in 202020
Merple is a color created in 202020