Merrysolo

To masturbate (verb) or a masturbation session (noun), especially in a positive, fulfilling manner. From the slang meaning of "merry" as horny or randy (e.g. Ophelia's response to Hamlet's deranged sexual innuendo: "You are merry, my lord."). Used to avoid the synonymous clinical ("masturbate"), crass ('whack off", "flick the bean") or just odd ("self-love") terms.