Merydeth
Merydeth is the enemy of Orange juice everywhere. Merydeths often enjoy a snack of crickets,but live mainly off of Star Wars references and giant trees. Commonly seen in the company of cats. The bane of her existence is the word "crotch.""D-D-D-STAR WARS!""Crickets is yum!"
That girl is a straight up Merydeth, yo. Did you see her down those crickets?