Mesopoolioma
A condition emerging at an alarming rate in first world countries in office &cubicle workers. The condition is elusive, but seems to effect the nostrils, lungs, and disposition of the sufferers. It appears 100% in workers that are closely situated near a bathroom.
The poop smell is creeping out, and I'm stuck on the phone in my cubicle. Call for help, my mesopoolioma is flaring up!