Messer
Irish slang for a person who jokes around a lot. Often used by parents to their kids, or between friends. Non-derogatory, usually said in good humour.
Child plays prank on parents:
Dad: "oh you're an awful messer."
Person 1: " Did you hear John went down the Main Street in a shopping trolley last night for the craic?"
Person 2: *Laughing* "He's some messer!"
Dad: "oh you're an awful messer."
Person 1: " Did you hear John went down the Main Street in a shopping trolley last night for the craic?"
Person 2: *Laughing* "He's some messer!"
Messer
Irish slang for a sloppy or messy person; someone who fails to take things seriously; a hopeless amateur, a gobdaw.
Him: I've made us dinner, except the steak is burnt and the potato is cold and the gravy tastes like washing-up liquid. Hope you don't mind.
Her: You are an awful fecking messer, so you are.
Her: You are an awful fecking messer, so you are.
Messer
The hardest mother fuckers you will ever meet. Known to kick doors down, and known for huge penis'. They can and will find you and kill you if you fuck with their family. The main people you don't want to get into an argument with, because you will lose. They take kicking ass to the next level.
Cincinnati Messer fuck shit up
Messer
Someone who says they'll do something but never follows through. Time waster
Ste: I'm gona buy a van for winter
J: here's a white one, sprinter
Ste: nah has to be silver
J: OK, here's a silver one. Perfect
Ste: high milage
J: ok here's a silver one, low milage, VW crafter
Ste: nah needs to be sprinter.
J: OK I've found a low milage, silver sprinter.
Ste: Think I might get a car instead.
J: You're a fucking Messer you lad!
J: here's a white one, sprinter
Ste: nah has to be silver
J: OK, here's a silver one. Perfect
Ste: high milage
J: ok here's a silver one, low milage, VW crafter
Ste: nah needs to be sprinter.
J: OK I've found a low milage, silver sprinter.
Ste: Think I might get a car instead.
J: You're a fucking Messer you lad!
Messer
A Messer is someone who cuts off their pubic hair, rolls it in paper, and then offers it to others to smoke. Originating from its inventors surname who famously filmed the first ever successful "Mess"
"I dont care if he is a Messer, he just gave me a fag....."
Messer
Messer is that one handsome fucker that always wears a tropical themed shirt on Tuesday’s, and acts generally pleasant. Most people think he’s a nut case, but is actually quite sweet, while still being a nut case.
Person 1: What day is it?
Person 2: Since Messer is wearing another Hawaiian shirt, I’d say it’s Tuesday.
Person 1: He still does that?
Person 2: Sadly
Person 2: Since Messer is wearing another Hawaiian shirt, I’d say it’s Tuesday.
Person 1: He still does that?
Person 2: Sadly
Messere
An Italian masterpiece. Angelic. The most gorgeous man who ever lived.
"Lord Messere we're not worthy! We're not worthy!". The Great Messere replies "You're worthy, you're worthy, get up".