Metacarpus
Metacarpus is the scientific word for your hand. Your metacarpus is a very good part of your body and is what you use to write idk why I said that. Can also be an insult.
Person 1: Oh dear, it appears my metacarpus is in pain.
Person 2: Oh no! Need ice?
Or
Person 1: You are a loser.
Person 2: You literally are built like the word metacarpus you are not one to talk.
Person 2: Oh no! Need ice?
Or
Person 1: You are a loser.
Person 2: You literally are built like the word metacarpus you are not one to talk.