Advance AutoSlave
A hard working employee of advance auto parts, who often is yelled at and ridiculed by customers for not having parts for obscure automobiles.
An advance autoslave would commonly hear a gripe such as, "you mean you don't have a generator shim for my 72 Volkswagen Thing!?"
Autoslavs
A term for Autobots, exept...... They are Russian.
Autoslavs!
Transform and roll out!
Transform and roll out!