Metatard
Someone that is so unbelievably retarded that they ascend the normal levels of tardness and become the Metatard. Metatards usually take somewhere in the range of an hour to answer the simplest questions.
You: What time is it?
(Long pause)
Metatard: Mayonnaise.
You: Are you high?
Metatard: 12:04.
(Long pause)
Metatard: Mayonnaise.
You: Are you high?
Metatard: 12:04.
Metatard
Someone who engages in the Meta-game of online games, so deeply is his/her addiction to it, they live it each day, each hour and let it define their lives by it.
"Eve online/MMO" is a great example of this behavior as is any game with a thriving/ active "Meta" Community there are always those who thrive in this virtual world of spying, doxxing and data-mining peoples personal information for a in-game advantage.
"Eve online/MMO" is a great example of this behavior as is any game with a thriving/ active "Meta" Community there are always those who thrive in this virtual world of spying, doxxing and data-mining peoples personal information for a in-game advantage.
"Holy fuck this twat is one huge Metatard."
"Ignore them, they are huge Metatards"
"Oh no..... he has gone full MetaTard"
"Ignore them, they are huge Metatards"
"Oh no..... he has gone full MetaTard"
Metatard
Some one who is metaphysically retarded.
"How can they believe there are no pedophilia rings in America?"
"They're metatards."
"They're metatards."