metched
A state of utter confusion.
The dog meowed and the cat barked....and the scenario left me metched.
Metch
A skinny punk rocker with the potential to succeed in today's fast-paced world.
Metch, let's go get some pizza.
Big Metch
A Person That Has An Epicness Level Higher Than Anyone Else Alive. Commonly Used When Referring To Someone Who ISNT "Big Metch"
Michelle: Yeah I'm Pretty Epic
Mark: YOU THINK YOURE BIG METCH
Michelle: WTH
Mark: YOU THINK YOURE BIG METCH
Michelle: WTH