meter maid

The lowest form of life on earth. These worthless moonfaced bitches cruise around issuing parking citations. They select this career as a means of getting back at a world of people with whom they could never have sex. They somehow manage to put even speed trap pigs to shame.

A municipal employee who drives around metropolitan areas stalking and issuing innocent bystanders with parking tickets.

See also revenue police.

A public servant whom daily, possibly hourly, serves the public with ridiculous citations for parking violations. meter-maids are most often seen traveling in small motor vehicles, committing numerous traffic violations themselves in the process of citing you for every dollar you don’t have.

Person who is permanently mentally under-qualified to get a real police job. Prefer to strike from afar, and tend to stalk their prey.

A woman member of a police traffic control department who issues tickets for parking violations.

When you take it upon yourself to tell people how to park or shun someone’s parking or take it upon yourself to call out someone parking in a handicapped spot not knowing their condition

A fucking cunt who thinks they are doing their city a service, when really they are a bunch of cunty little faggots (in Spirit of Louis Ck) who do nothing but hurt the pockets of tax payers for no reason.... predatory policing