Meth-canic
A mechanic who is on meth. They will swap out your new parts for old ones from the junk yard. You car will not be done in the time promised. On the plus side they are cheap and you can pay them in meth.
I used a Meth-canic to fix my car, it took a long time and he stole my catalic converter.
Meth-canic
A mechanic who is on meth, they will swap out you new parts for used ones. Your car will not be done on time. One the up side they will accept meth as a payment for services done.
I used a Meth-canic and he swapped out my new parts for used ones.