Methist
A chemist who specializes in the clandestine synthesis of 1-phenyl-2-propanone, more commonly referred to as methamphetamine.
Friend: whatever happened to our class president?
Me: He got his Ph.D in organic chemistry, and then became a multi-millionaire methist for the southern cartel.
Me: He got his Ph.D in organic chemistry, and then became a multi-millionaire methist for the southern cartel.