Methorsy
A chronic, mildly infectious disease caused by Mycobacterium leprae & methamphetamine use, generally occurring in the direct area of a meth lab. Affecting the skin, and nasal mucosa and variously characterized by ulcerations, tubercular nodules, loss of sensation that sometimes leads to traumatic amputation of the anesthetized part, and loss of sexual descretion in blonde female aged 18-30 in Apple-Bottom jeans.
A sudden outbreak of Methorsy occurred in Sissonville, West Virginia where some cock-gobbler's kids got too close to her methlab.