methport
Future nickname for Smethport, Pennsylvania, out in the sticks, after the Biden administration ends fracking and well the manufacturing jobs are already in China so the people here have nothing else to do but make (and consume) meth.
Took a wrong turn in Bradford and ended up in Methport...shit, thank God I had a can of Drano to pay the charging station guy with since they won't take cash or credit as you can't synthesize crank from paper money!