methsturbating
The art of Masturbating vigorously while high on crystal methamphetamines.
Man 1:Have you seen Dennis lately?
Man 2: Haven't seen him since he
went over to that tweeker B-Low's house
Man 1 I have seen him one time since then
On his way to his room with a bottle of lotion.
Man 2: I bet you he's been up all week Methsturbating!
Man 2: Haven't seen him since he
went over to that tweeker B-Low's house
Man 1 I have seen him one time since then
On his way to his room with a bottle of lotion.
Man 2: I bet you he's been up all week Methsturbating!
Methsturbation
Verb; METH-stir-BAY-shun
A marathon masturbation session, often lasting several hours at a time, while under the influence of large amounts of illegal controlled substances, specifically crystal methamphetamine.
A drug-specific variation of drugsturbation. Other examples include: E.g., cialisturbation, MDMAsturbation, etc.
In all cases, obsessive masturbation is the primary activity while the drug use facilitates the abnormal duration of the event. Therefore it is not to be confused with similarly named activities (e.g.,talksturbation, guitarsturbation, complainsturbation, whistlesturbation, etc.) wherein the verb or noun indicated by the prefix is the primary activity and is done at great length for the subject's sole amusement, often at the expense or annoyance of others.
Also: methsturbate, methsturbating, methsturbated, methsturbates, etc.
A marathon masturbation session, often lasting several hours at a time, while under the influence of large amounts of illegal controlled substances, specifically crystal methamphetamine.
A drug-specific variation of drugsturbation. Other examples include: E.g., cialisturbation, MDMAsturbation, etc.
In all cases, obsessive masturbation is the primary activity while the drug use facilitates the abnormal duration of the event. Therefore it is not to be confused with similarly named activities (e.g.,talksturbation, guitarsturbation, complainsturbation, whistlesturbation, etc.) wherein the verb or noun indicated by the prefix is the primary activity and is done at great length for the subject's sole amusement, often at the expense or annoyance of others.
Also: methsturbate, methsturbating, methsturbated, methsturbates, etc.
Sorry, I can't go in to work today, I methsturbated for 7 hours last night and I think I pulled something.
I was going to write that report but I ended up methsturbating all night instead. I think I should take a nap. (Methsturbates more)
Man, I'm so sore from all that
Methsturbation.
Mom, I told you to knock when I'm methsturbating.
I'll be right there lemme just finish up this Methsturbation real quick. (9 hours later sends texts, "Hey.")
I was going to write that report but I ended up methsturbating all night instead. I think I should take a nap. (Methsturbates more)
Man, I'm so sore from all that
Methsturbation.
Mom, I told you to knock when I'm methsturbating.
I'll be right there lemme just finish up this Methsturbation real quick. (9 hours later sends texts, "Hey.")
Methsturbate
The act of masturbating while high on methamphetamine.
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