Metriolitry
Metriolitry - Refers to the word 'methodology', but you work for the Ontario Government and have a terrible grasp of the English language. People wonder how you got your job, how you can even dress yourself or drive a car when you can't even read or talk properly on a Teams Call.
"If we refer to the current ITIL metriolitry, we can see that we are not adhering to established best practices or procedures regarding Service Level Management."