metrojack
An individual who thinks they should be a Lumber Jack, wearing tight jeans, plaid shirt, work boots, full beard, clean cut hair (possible man bun) and has manicured nails and perfect hygiene. Most likely a food service worker at an uppity restaurant, cafe, bartender or espresso barista. Female "metrojane"
The metrojack worked diligently to prepare all of his customers orders as quickly as possible.