Metropolitude

n:/ Sports masochist who proves his or her manhood by pretending to suffer directly the persisting and inexplicable misfortunes of the Metropolitan Baseball Club of New York while simultaneously chambering a seemingly innate ability to anoint the winning pitcher of any given Mets' victory a first-ballot Hall of Fame lock, all the while possessing an encyclopedic arcane knowledge of said pitcher, especially his weaknesses, that renders said anointing inexcusably delusional.