Mets Fan

A person who likes to suffer while watching sports and who can watch the first 7 innings feeling so good only to have that feeling ripped out of their heart and crapped on. Chances are watching baseball in august and september is a waste of time.

A mental illness frequently suffered by baseball fans from Brooklyn and Queens, NY.

Symptoms include draping oneself in blue and orange, having delusions of winning the world series and the most frequent and dangerous symptom, choking in the month of September.

a die-hard baseball fan who is used to losing, especially against the Yankees. Thier team made it to the world series four times, but thier record is 2-2

A fan of the baseball team The New York Metropolitans, who are usually the most dedicated fans in all of New York. Those who put up with the losing seasons are the best fans of all, and all Yankee fans can go and blow George Steinbrenner.

The highest form of intelligent life in the history of the planet earth.

The epitome of a loser. Literally the sorriest example for sports fans everywhere. These sad sacks will root for a big market baseball team in the biggest city in the country and will watch them lose every game they play. Most Mets fans also follow the other two loser teams of New York (Knicks/Jets) and also let those teams walk over them as well. They may call themselves "loyal and true New Yorkers" when really, they are just sad, middle-aged alcoholics with constant dry spells. When you tell a Mets fan "Mets" stands for "My Entire Team Sucks" they will surely deny it, then proceed to run and hide like the man-babies that they are. If that doesn't work, they will then try to bring up the argument that Yankee fans only bring up the past and never actually talk about the present, when Mets fans neither have a past, nor a present to be happy about.

They will also claim that the Yankees (their crosstown rival) are fake New Yorkers, but don't listen to them. Most of them failed history in high school. The Yankees have won New York's heart first and will always be New York's team, and the Mets will continue to be the whiny little brother who is always jealous. They are so annoying that even their own mascot flipped them off. That's a fact.

Another fun fact: Mets fans are 10x more likely to be cucked than any other fan of an MLB team

People that need to stop obsessing over soprts(it's cool u like sports but some go overboard) and need to get laid.